Me:Sir, I won’t be coming to office on Monday.
Me:My brother’s getting married.
Me:I have to be there.
Manager:Your brother’s getting married, not you. Take a leave when you get hitched.
I didn’t get the leave.
I called in sick and went anyways 😀
Ma: Hello, ha bol (Yeah..tell me)
Me: Ma ami ekta cake baniyechi.. Aaj christmas tai bhbalam baritei banaina na keno cake?(I made a cake today…Its christmas! and I thought why not make a cake at home itself?)
Ma: Ami ekta maach ke jol-e dubiye merechi..(I drowned a fish in water)
Me:WHAT???Why are you fooling around?
Ma:You started it…
p.s. I did make a cake yesterday and It tasted awesome. But sadly Ma doesn’t believe it 😦