Its only a day,GODDAMNED!!!

Me:Sir, I won’t be coming to office on Monday.

Manager:Why?

Me:My brother’s getting married.

Manager:So?

Me:I have to be there.

Manager:Your brother’s getting married, not you. Take a leave when you get hitched.

I didn’t get the leave.

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I called in sick and went anyways 😀

 

Err… An Apology

Baby,

When you called last night, I wasn’t asleep,yes but I wasn’t exactly studying either.I was cheering my team on the pitch. The Red Devils were playing Everton after all,you see! I dumped a few hours of study in favour of earning some bragging rights off the pitch.You should have seen the match! It was an electrifying atmosphere. I felt the familiar tinge of nail-biting excitement. “Hell,yeah!” I thought,”we are gonna spank them tonight!”

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We lost the match. You were right, Karma is a bitch.

Yours (totally pissed off with himself)

Abhi