Something’s Always Wrong…

Hi God,

        Wassup?How’s Hitler and Gandhi getting along?

        Anyhow,I’ve got a query.This is how things work out with me:

Crash,Burn,Crash,Burn,Do something very stupid and then crash, Burn,Crash when nothing can go wrong,Burn a bit less, Crash ,Burn…

…ok,I think you’ve got the drift. Now tell me what I gotta do so that I become awesome?(you know Barney or Charlie level awesome???)

Now,now,you’ve got a job to do. Don’t make me wait please.

                                                                                          Your’s very lazy and pissed off follower,

                                                                                                          Abhijnan

                                                                                                           

Its only a day,GODDAMNED!!!

Me:Sir, I won’t be coming to office on Monday.

Manager:Why?

Me:My brother’s getting married.

Manager:So?

Me:I have to be there.

Manager:Your brother’s getting married, not you. Take a leave when you get hitched.

I didn’t get the leave.

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I called in sick and went anyways :D